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March 2010
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June 2009
5 posts
i've completely mastered the triple inhale.
it’s a very successful technique that gives you a rush while conserving your supplies. end of story.
“i began to think vodka was my drink at last. it didn’t taste like...”
– sylvia plath
“drop all pretense toward normality and just frolic in your deep-rooted weirdness...”
– my horoscope (may 25, 2009)
May 2009
6 posts
the first step is admitting you have a problem.
as opposed to nancy reagan’s “just say no” or whitney houston’s “crack is whack” campaigns…here are reasons why the use of a specific drug (heroin) should be condoned based its ability to rhyme with other fun words.
drugs+ability to rhyme with fun words=catchy taglines.
1) heroin is fair…oin?
2) heroines choose heroin?
3) are you in? be cool and...
my comforter will only fit a single bed, yet i...
sam: well if the covers still fit you should keep them since they're so flippin cool.
me: or just not have fitting covers. just enough for me! tough luck for whatever fucker ends up there.
sam: you should totally do that! i absolutely love it.
me: me too. it shows my willingness to hook up, but my desire for a boy to leave immediately after said hook up ends. hook ups=good, commitment=bad.
sam: it establishes you as the head honcho. the alpha dog. and it lets you know who are the assholes when they try to steal your comfort.
me: like who would be dating material...IFF they were good in bed and didn't steal my covers.
sam: basically. this is the first of many tests.
me: others include slaying a dragon (not mythological), and allowing me unicorn rides whenever i please (also not mythological).
sam: and serving you stoned carries from the holy grail. and he must be able to recite bnl lyrics on the spot?
me: i thought those where givens. by yes, those as well. no holy grail...no geneva.
sam: one day things like a unicorn and a dragon and holy grail will magically appear and some non-cover stealing hookup from the night before is going to manage whilst hungover to appropriately slay, ride, or serve with said objects. then you will be wed. i will recite this at your wedding.
me: i will record this somewhere. perhaps my newly used blog so it will be documented properly.
and alas.. this post.
sleeptalking: an entrance or intrusion into...
today, i was sitting in the hospital waiting for my grandpa to wake up, but during his usual soundless slumber (interrupted by a few snores) he started talking in his sleep. all he talked about was radios, yet i still felt i was unwelcome to sit there. what if subconsciously, he revealed something about himself that he wouldn’t reveal in a waking state. then it hit me, sleeptalking is almost...
“How nice—to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.”
– Kurt Vonnegut